Now seeking candidates for admission:
use the "confessional
form" to submit nominees
Ted Turner and Jane Fonda for feeding
our children a steady diet of violence on their Cartoon Channel
Bill Gates for squeezing technically
worthy competitors
Professors who claim credit for
their graduate student's hard work
Saddam Hussein
People who use technology to annoy
and harass the world
Sam Zell — Real estate and radio
tycoon — for poisoning the minds of innocent children while callously profiting
(in the billions of dollars!) from the broadcasting of smut on radio stations
all over the U.S. via Howard Stern, et al.
